π§ β¨ My genius startup idea: You give me money πΈ. I get richer π. It's that simple! π€π―π―
π«π¦ No product. π«π οΈ No service. Just pure wealth extraction π°π₯. Revolutionary! β‘ππ
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πβ¨ Thanks for funding my inevitable success! πππ°π